have been checking the results of the naps table and am surprised to see there is an inquiry into the self posting of the "self" priced notification of winning nags -- brought about no doubt by the fact that Martin has won it from John C - congratulations will be held back until the investigations by the boys in blue are published in the Sun on Sunday.
A Pale faced winner from one of his island's (tax break") retreats was unabashed and declared he has nothing to hide - any administrative errors can be layed at the door of the proletariat and that he always ate pasties from a little corner shop - he know some of his staff by name - and that his family though related to royalty it was most certainly not by means of using a cook as a surrogate.
He strongly denied the suggestion put up by his publicist that he may have been drunk when he posted a 100/1 winner and claimed that as he was drunk most of the time that was a slur on his capabilities.
leaving his mansion, besieged by your reporter, he refused to be parted from the female jocks on both arms as he bottom shoved them into his favourite Bentley he handed me large wodge of cash which proved to me to show his innocence was beyond the pale - only driving over my foot took away the magic of the day
long live the king of the napster's say I from my comfortable private hospital bed
Bob
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